Everything around.

On Bishop street there's a man who is hanging himself out of the window every single night at 00.30.
The man is about 45-50 years old and has no other clothes then underwear while hanging.
If you are going to Cork,  you can not miss out on seeing the almost nude man hanging very drunk on the electricityline outside of his house. Remember, Bishop street people.




Have you seen the movie hostel? If you have, maybe you remember the small children that is throwing rocks and things on you and forcning you to give them money? THEY ARE EXISTING IN CORK!  If you haven't seen them but still want to recognize them,  you can thank me right now because I was so brave and took a picture of one of them while he was coming towards us. Here is the picture of him.



Be afraid, be very afraid.

They are hiding behind stonehouses everywhere and they are hitting you hard if you're coming to close. So, what did we do to make them stop? Same thing as them, BIG FAT STONING!




Many people in Ireland are heavy drinkers, and in cork is the biggest one of them. Her name is sisela.
Want to visit her? Sometimes she's running away from home and you can catch her at wednesday nights at 8 o'clock, before she's going to Cissie young. Her trademark is a bottle of wine and a beige blanket wrapped around her. She is NEVER, EVER WEARING MAKE-UP!



I am very afraid that she is going to hit me hard and end our friendship when she sees this picture so I just want to tell you that she is REALLY beuatiful every other days but wednesday. Here is an example.



People in cork are very, very lazy and messy.. This is how the room looked like when I had been there for three hours...



Like beer? God bless you then, In cork is the biggest beer factory in the world. Guinnes for the win!



At least, You really have to visit Fitzgerald's park, also known as the heritage park. What you're up for there is the greatest sandwiches in the world, some lovely nature and the cutest thing you've ever seen. Romeo.